This came to me tonight, and my reply is below......P.S. I use a few addresses for my email, so I know its fine to post these.
> From: zaohangliiz@kimo.com
> Subject:
> Date: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:52:32 -0800
>
> Good day,
>
> Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified Post-mail, well I am Mr. LI Zaohang by name, I work with THE BANK OF CHINA, here in China. I have a business proposal of ($18,370,000.00USD) for you to handle with me from my bank. I will need you to assist me in executing this project from China to your country. I need to know if you will be able to handle this transaction with me before I explain to you in details.
>
> Should you be interested, please get back to me immediately so as to proceed with the transfer arrangement ASAP.
>
> Kind Regards,
> Mr. LI Zaohang
And my reply....
Dearest Mr. LI Zaohanng,
Firstly forgive me if for the probability of spelling your name wrong, my Mandarin/Cantonese dialects aren't what they used to be.
Your offer of $18,370,000.00 USD couldn't have come at a better time. Firstly because I spent £7.46 on fake Viagra that turned out to be horse tranquilizers, this put me into my overdraft at the bank and they charged me £27.50 for a notification. Scandalous right? Secondly my wife is leaving me and the kids are pituitary retards. That money could easily set me up with some home schooling for the kids and hire a hit-man to take care of the soon to be ex missus Irvine. For that you have my gratitude. But lets talk business.....
As it turns out the wife had put all our savings into the aforementioned fake Viagra scam, and stands to make a tidy profit from my lack of an erection. It's not for want of trying, it's just that she looks like a dogs bum with a hat on and even makes Nelsons Column droop when she passes. If you contact her and tell her I'm getting this money, it might bring her back to me. I can then invest in extensive plastic surgery and a fake passport (for me, not her) and life will be shits and giggles again.
Please contact her and convince her that I will soon be a millionaire, and all will work out for me, not her, in the long run. After that we can get to business!
I will post her company email address if this suits you.
Allan Irvine.
